A TASMANIAN DEVIL OF A YEAR

Summer’s the time young devils leave mum

They’re agile, crafty and want a full tum

If they’re speedy, and have what it takes

They may even find a feast of small snakes

They roam around looking for meat

And stuff their bellies until replete

A grown up male can eat a whole horse

Leaving only bones and the tail, of course

Leave out your gloves and a rubber boot

Plus fingers or toes; they don’t give a hoot

Corpses are thought a luscious delight

Asleep in your tent? I’d keep watch in the night!

Squabbling, screaming, shoving aggression

Devils wreak havoc at each intake session

Cantankerous males keep their women at bay

I wanna a fight, seeyabout mother’s day

If they survive those first months of life

They’re ready to forage; then look for a wife

Devils hunt at night in search of their prey

Then come together from March through May

A devils den is where they mate

Leave the kids away or they’ll be ate

They’re partners for maybe as long as a week

They calm down a lot; just a special tweak

Twenty babies born, only four reach a pouch

The trip’s uncertain, for the rest it’s ouch!

One centimetre long, totally blind

These tiny beings have to use their mind

Ma devil’s no help, she don’t concur

As this little beast crawls up her fur

It swiftly fastens onto a nipple

Then gladly suckers its pet tipple

The baby grows its pelt by June

A little devil will materialize soon

Mum scurries around collecting road kill

Cleans up the bush with her unique skill

Riding on her back, baby Devils are bold

They’re plump and agile and hard to hold

Their jaws are robust to tear meat apart

Belligerent, strong, and ready to start

 

A new round of warfare confrontational

To President Bush they’d be sensational. 

 

Ó Margaret Annis  2003

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